Dear dudes on military dating apps,
Dating is hard. We all get it. But there are some things you should know before you decide to try your luck in swipe city.
According to your bio, you’re all about God, guns, and country. Cool, cool, cool. Oh, and you’ve felt it important to list your MOS. This, in actuality, means absolutely nothing to just about everyone. Lastly, you top it off with a claim that you enjoy bourbon, and you’d love nothing more than to meet a girl who can pound Jim Beam like water during August in Alabama.
What this really tells me is that your hobbies include being in the military and possessing a profound lack of originality.
And then there are the pictures.
Would it kill you to ask a friend to take a decent photo instead of settling on a grainy selfie in a dimly lit barracks